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I agree, so long as I can change the topic occasionaly or will that make it off topic?

This you would have to watch if the off topic becamee and on topic

Could get quick confusing but worth a laugh

What's the first off topic subject going to be...

Will we need an "on topic" smilie before we can start.

This is my suggestion for the first topic, Or is it in fact the second topic?

Terry

Groucho Marx: Now pay particular attention to this first clause, because it's most important. There's the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part. How do you like that, that's pretty neat eh?

Chico Marx: No, that's no good.

Groucho Marx: What's the matter with it?

Chico Marx: I don't know, let's hear it again.

Groucho Marx: So the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part.

Chico Marx: Well it sounds a little better this time.

Groucho Marx: Well, it grows on you. Would you like to hear it once more?

Chico Marx: Just the first part.

Groucho Marx: What do you mean, the party of the first part?

Chico Marx: No, the first part of the party, of the first part.

Groucho Marx: All right. It says the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part, shall be known in this contract - look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this, we'll take it right out, eh?

Chico Marx: Yes, it's too long anyhow. Now what have we got left?

Groucho Marx: Well I've got about a foot and a half. Now what's the matter?

Chico Marx: I don't like the second party either.

Groucho Marx: Well, you should have come to the first party, we didn't get home till around four in the morning. I was blind for three days.

Chico Marx: Hey look, why can't the first part of the second party be the second part of the first party, then you'll get something.

Groucho Marx: Well look, rather than go through all that again, what do you say?

Chico Marx: Fine.

Groucho Marx: Now I've got something here you're bound to like, you'll be crazy about it.

Chico Marx: No, I don't like it.

Groucho Marx: You don't like what?

Chico Marx: Whatever it is, I don't like it.

Groucho Marx: Well don't let's break up an old friendship over a thing like that. Ready?

Chico Marx: OK. Now the next part I don't think you're going to like.

Groucho Marx: Well your word's good enough for me. Now then, is my word good enough for you?

Chico Marx: I should say not.

Groucho Marx: Well I'll take out two more clauses. Now the party of the eighth part --

Chico Marx: No, that's no good, no.

Groucho Marx: The party of the ninth part --

Chico Marx: No, that's no good too. Hey, how is it my contract is skinnier than yours?

Groucho Marx: Well, I don't know, you must have been out on a tail last night. But anyhow, we're all set now, are we? Now just you put your name right down there, then the deal is legal.

Chico Marx: I forgot to tell you, I can't write.

Groucho Marx: Well that's all right, there's no ink in the pen anyhow. But listen, it's a contract isn't it? We've got a contract, no matter how small it is.

Chico Marx: Oh sure. You bet. Hey wait, wait. What does this say here, this thing here?

Groucho Marx: Oh that? Oh that's the usual clause, that's in every contract. That just says, it says, 'If any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified.'

Chico Marx: Well, I don't know.

Groucho Marx: It's all right, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause.

Chico Marx: You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.

If I were to tell you that grasshoppers had ears in their knees, would that be too specific?

pgl wrote:

If I were to tell you that grasshoppers had ears in their knees, would that be too specific?

Absolutely not. Useful? Perhaps.

i suggest the first topic should be how to kepp going off topic.

Ha, got you, thats a suggestion and not a topic.

tearnet wrote:

Ha, got you, thats a suggestion and not a topic.

No Terry...

this is a topic.......




or is this considered to be 'on topic'?

I'm confused now

ok guy's I'm totally confused and frazzled now but keep it going - the none topic topics that is

Mike... awesome Topic!

i prefer a marathon topic

MikeInPoulton wrote:

tearnet wrote:

Ha, got you, thats a suggestion and not a topic.

No Terry...

this is a topic.......

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or is this considered to be 'on topic'?

I'm confused now

And anyway, you'r not "on it"
you'r above it (so it doesn't count)

But Terry

consider this................





confusing eh?

do apple have a core product

Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button.

marilyn monroe had 6 toes... i think

mariska hegarty (olivia in law and order svu) is jayne mansfields daughter

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...........


Lah la la lahh la!

Did you know that Gorillas sleep as much as fourteen hours per day.

It's True....


as confirmed by my sons:

Rocky, Mojo and Tito........

SillyPennyP wrote:

Mike... awesome Topic!

It's not MIKE!!!!!

It's MICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toonarmy9752 wrote:

marilyn monroe had 6 toes... i think

She could have had webbed feet for all I'd have cared. I wouldn't have been looking at them.

Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep!

MikeInPoulton wrote:

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...........

I've got a brand new combine harvester...

IÂ’m on a whisky diet. Last week I lost three days.

I'm on a balanced diet..............a drink in each hand

I'm on a see food diet ..... see food and eat it.

The old ones are the best.

''I went to the Malta zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

tearnet wrote:

''I went to the Malta zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

i went to my gym using Arriva....set me right up for my wait training

toonarmy9752 wrote:

i went to my gym using Arriva....set me right up for my wait training

I backed a horse last week at ten to one.......

...............It came in at quarter past four.

One for the Maltese ....

Honk if you love peace and quiet.


Terry

And another .....

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.


Terry

There are three types of people.......



........those who can count and those who can't.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue...............


............I couldn't put it down.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Never trust a statistic you didn't fake yourself !